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Welcome.

basedpidgeot:

stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal

(Source: xbox420, via ppastel-queen)

hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

(via dutchster)

pennylessproud:

"Hi, this is Nev and I’m from a show called Catf-"

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(via funnybro)

(Source: spacepaperplanes, via pizza)

bakrua:

*runs after garbage truck* WAIT!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!

(Source: bakrua, via hotboyproblems)

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

(via laughing420)

benpaddon:


ayethatgirlrithany:

sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 
  • Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
  • girl: ....who?
  • me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*
gracehelbig:

frickyourfrack:

#HeyUSA everyone.

Also yes

thymegatampon:

im so awful

(via ruinedchildhood)

jasmine-blu:

my life goals

(Source: lolzsapphire, via pagingme)

  • me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
  • me:
  • me: is that the sun
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