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i stabbed holes through my ears so that i could hang shiny dangly things there
and yet it takes me 20 minutes to take off a bandaid
well officer i don’t have my license or registration but i can show you a cool magic trick just let me see those handcuffs for a sec
I have honestly never heard the word ‘dork’ used without it being affectionate
ants are pretty nice for bringing food to their fat mom who lives in the ground
would you like some cream cheese on your beagle
keep your cream cheese away from my dog