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someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day
I just pooped and lost three pounds
and a follower
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when you’re talking with a friend and they suddenly say something really offensive and gross
when people think being a farmer is easy. lol get a clue sweetie. smc. (shucking my corn).
"you’re too cute to be single!"
then date me
when your friend has a really shitty opinion
When your significant other chooses a bee over you
I JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH SOME OF MUM’S WORK FRIENDS AND THERE WAS A GIRL MY AGE BUT SHE DIDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL AND SHE KEPT ASKING THINGS LIKE DO YOU LIKE RICE AND WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE BUT THEN SHE LEANT OVER AND WAS LIKE HOW LONG ARE YOUR PERIODS AND I WAS LIKE UM 3 OR 4 DAYS???? AND SHE GOES NO I MEANT SCHOOL PERIODS AND IT WAS THE WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE