stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal
how can lawyers argue without crying
if i went into a courtroom i’d be all
now you fucking listen here you little cumslut
"he has been found guilty”
"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."
"Hi, this is Nev and I’m from a show called Catf-"
*runs after garbage truck* WAIT!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.